Toxic Waste is Fun!!

This weekend Pukemaster and I visited Butte, America. We went thrifting, to the M and M Cafe, the World Museum of Mining, and as seen as on the Daily Show--Berkeley Pit
It was fun.

I am really helpful.

Eh yo, dawg, fuck it, huh, we going home

So I was looking for a song suitable to announce our coming home and I fell into this wonderful lyrical masterpiece. It is long but I promise beautiful.

ICP (Insane Clown Posse) - I'm Coming Home Lyrics

I live my life in the gutter
And this gutter is who I am
Take me back home to my gutter
And I swear I won't ever leave again!

[Violent J]
Hey, I'm coming home
Home to the criminals and crooks
Home to the gangbangers shooting dirty looks
Home to the killer cops beating on my ass
Home to my '72 Velarick, praying it will last
Pass by the rich bitches trying to play me out
Dawging on my neighborhood, don't know what it's about
So now I'm clockin dunkets, never hang out with the rich
I'd rather hang out with the crooked at the party store, bitch
Give me codey, dawg, with a little smog
Cuz it tastes better than the poisonous fog
Seeping from the sewers in my slummy neighborhood
But the ghetto got love and the love is all good
So I don't give a fuck about your mansion by the lake
You can suck my dingaling until your neck breaks
Cuz all I wanna do is hang with the zombie
In the zone, break out with the Faygo, I'm coming home

[Chorus (1x)]
Home to the creatures, home to the crooks
Home to the fools readin witchcraft books
Home to the monsters roaming the land
I wanna come home but ya don't understand

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bitch, I'm coming home and I'm not alone
Jokers and freaks, and their dead body bones
Every single thing that you never wanna see
Add it all together and you got me
I know nobody gives a fuck about your punk ass rules
Keystone coppers and your hypocrite schools
I'd much rather lay around the streets of the gutter
And make dirty phone calls to your rich mother
Caught her passed midnight and I'm waking up the dead
Then we playin kickball with somebody's head
We got skinny dipping in the barrels of toxic waste
After that I pour myself a little taste
So tell your daughter that she's nothing but a fat bitch
And all my homies don't care if the hoes rich
Somebody out here, please, let me know where there's a phone
I need to call my mother and tell her I'm coming home

[Chorus (1x)]

[Violent J]
And I'm coming home, chicken chicken bones
Sugar prom bushes, and ice cream cones
All these fake people sayin hi to one another
Then they sit around and talk shit about each other
Watering they grass, digging in they ass
Trying to make sure they didn't lose any cash
Working hard, all your life, and now you're finally rich
But look at you, you're just another whack bitch

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Crawl in the slum that's where I'm from
Murderers and slaughterers, so that's what I've become
Spare a little change cuz I just ran out of gas
Reach for your quarter and I'll stick your fuckin ass

[Violent J] Nobody wants to be around the ghetto breed
But the ghetto got each other and that's all we really need
[Shaggy 2 Dope] So what the fuck am I doing down here, I gotta land of my own
[Violent J] Eh yo, dawg, fuck it, huh, we going home

Birthdays on the horizon

Monday Ladies Monday

Oh Helena...How I love thee nightlife!

So this happened last Saturday and I was debating whether or not it was appropriate to post but everything is appropriate right?? So anyway we were at the Rialto, a seedy bar in Helena that has the most diverse group of patrons and these booty bouncing ladies came in. They had crazy beauty school hair so maybe they are students and I went into the tiny ass bathroom. There is only one stall and all three of them were crammed into the stall. So I was thinking fuck I hate girls, hurry up when all of a sudden one of them asks the other two "Does my vagina look fat?" That was about the point that I am thinking wait did that just happen-this must be a joke they are trying to embarrass and gross each other out but the only reply was an innocent "no." No giggles, no smart-ass comments just a simple no. I was flabbergasted and just walked out.

Is this really a problem with women. I often have thoughts of my ass looks fat, etc but never my vag. WTF??

Fuck SCOTUS, Fuck you all!

So I am sure everyone has heard about the US Supreme Court decision. This was the first decision that has completely disregarded a health exception. Apparently it is true we are just carriers and nothing else. What a slap in the face. The Red Basement has a good post about this. On similar and extremely creepy news this is how the anti's are responding:

I recently read that on the day President Bush signed the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act into law, the sun let off an explosion unlike any recorded in history. Some prophetic-types even sent out pictures of the flaming corona saying it looked like a baby. Interpretations abounded.

I see something in those flames, too. I see dead people. More precisely, I see dead babies - and I feel responsible.

Okay, so it is a little old but they have been using this again and as much as it sucks I would like to look for the humor in the above statement. What I really mean is look how fucking crazy these people are. American women lost and I am afraid there is no end in sight this is only the beginning.

Knitting BFFs

I found this sweet knitting lady at a thrift store ($3.99) in Couer D'alene, ID. Such a sweet addition!!!

interesting...

In the same town as the gondolas there was a real estate place and the building was shaped like a miner's hat. Awesome.

more idaHO

We stopped in Kellogg, ID and were surrounded by car dealerships. It was really weird but then we found the rest of the town. It had a medieval theme and we rode these gondolas things up the side of a mountain. It is a ski resort that takes skiers to the top but we wanted to ride the gondolas even though we were not skiing. It was crazy, I freaked out a little bit but so worth it.

Here Fishy Fishy..

We stopped in St. Regis, MT and I played with the trout.

idaHO feathers

Here are the feathers from Coeur d'Alene, idaHO

More mountains...

idaHO and wrshingten

Since Pukemaster and I will be leaving Montana
soon we have decided to try and do everything that we haven't done but wanted to. So this past weekend we took off on the wide open road and headed to Spokane, Washington. On the way to Spokane we drove through Idaho which is so unbelievably beautiful. I know I know I was very surprised.

We stopped in Coeur d'Alene, ID and went thrifting. The thrifts were decent (I will post finds later). There is a really big lake in the town and the weather was really nice (77 degrees) so everyone was out and about. I love seeing young people! Also randomly placed around town are gigantic feathers.

On to Spokane where we ate delicious Indian food, snooped around, shopped at the mall, and stayed at the Liberty Hotel. Which was interesting and the owner suggested that Pukemaster take his lady to McDonald's for dinner and if we get enough there will be some left for breakfast. Gross.

The next morning we ate at this European Breakfast House and I had yummy Vegetarian Eggs
Benedict.

Carrots Anyone?

Pukemaster's sweet indoor garden. He has onions, garlic, and carrots growing in the living room and a sweet potato in his room.

Hookey Hookey Jokes

So I was at the bank yesterday and I was reading Hightlights. Yes, that is right Highlights remember that sweet children's magazine. My parents wouldn't buy it for me and I was so mad because it came with these sweet multi-colored smiley face stickers. Anyway so I was reading it yesterday and I came across this awesome joke.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea??




Because if they flew over the bay they would be baygels!!


Oh how I love other people's children. Just as long as they don't get in my way, disrupt my dining, or make other people talk like we are all five.

Most underused phrase EVER!

Connie over at The Red Basement came up with the most kick ass phrase I think I have heard in an absolutely long time

Enter the genius-ness: in reference to a legislator being an anti-choice asshole

"told McGillvr*y and his bullshit parental notification bill to go outside and eat a bag of dick"

Eat a bag of dick. I love it.

Thanks Connie!!